Holy Howlers
Anyone changing the course of history... is usually a student doing an examination, and the same applies to anyone inventing new Commandments or exciting new moral maxims! Here are some such amusing (and true) examples.
- God wouldn't give Moses any more tablets. (Shades of National Health Service cut backs!)
- Nobody really knows what God intended by the Ten Commandments.
- The prophet told the people to lift up their loins (aerobics?)
- He did not like to invoice the saints.
- God is in heaven, I suppose, with a flock of angels round him.
- Jeremiah was put in a pit infested with lions.
- The Bible too shares my views...
- Little did God think when He wrote the Bible, how soon the people would forget.
- There are even people who have seen things that belonged to God.
- If Jeremiah's mother had of had an abortion there would be a piece missing out of the Bible.
- Then the sheep will sit down on Abraham's bosom.
- God had a quare job to get the Children of Israel to move.
- If your doctor tries out euthanasia on you, you could always change your doctor.
- Euthanasia could come in handy, if you had no money at all.
- Hard hard it is for those who have inches to inherit the Kingdom of God!
- Drink makes you say things behind God's back.
- Even God wouldn't expect you to go to Church every Sunday.
- The Holy Spirit was hoovering over the earth.
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